-the way she stinks. she lost her good baby smell and now she smells like wet dog. nikki didn't believe me, and it doesn't make sense unless cute/demon has been keeping a puppy mill under the couches (which wouldn't surprise me, that girl is a baby genius. sorry oprah, puppy mills happen), but there is a distinct wet-doggyness to her. Its a strange thing to enjoy, but its like the way I enjoy my grandpa's folksy racism and the way he makes explitives into nicknames.
-how she wiggles her way out of diaper changes. i actually trained her to do that, UFC recommends we start young.
thats all I got so far. shes cute, though. look at this picture of her with grandpa!
here is cute/demon toilet papering the neighbors house. she also knows how to throw eggs, make pipe bombs, and graffitti (but she needs a stencil. she is only 3 years old.)
i would write more
but I'm quite sleepy
2 comments:
she's such a doll. I would love to meet her. Also, I would LOVE to hear all the tricks of the gardening trade you have to offer. Just shoot them at me whenev.
brooke, the only two things you could think of that you liked about Ryah are that she is stinky and wiggles? haha. Awesome. This was cute post.
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