Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Jenny Lewis

I love her.


I had a dream last night that my boss fired me from my nanny job, and I woke up with an awful feeling in my gut.

I would cry.

I like this job.

Even the gross stuff is fun in it's own way.

Like yesterday, I went swimming with the boys at an indoor pool, and the 3 yr old kept having to go pee. A total of 4 times in 3 hours. I was bewildered, because there was a huge amount of pee each time, yet I wasn't giving the kid a waterbottle or anything.

Upon further inspection, I noticed the kid was periodically SWALLOWING THE POOL WATER. WHICH IS SO DISGUSTING I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU.

It'd be gross in ANY pool, but this pool has a water playground thing, and since it was President's day there were about 300 kids bopping around sharing the same water, and no way was there not epic amounts of urine in there.


Afterwards though, I laughed. And crossed my fingers that he would get a really bad case of diarrhea or anything from all that chlorine.

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