Me: Hey creative writing teacher. Can you hook me up with a job in the English department?
Him: Yeah call this number. Tell them I said you are a good writer.
Me: I shall! Thank you good sir!
Him: I'm just trying to keep you occupied. I think Brooke with free time would be a bad thing. Provo isn't ready for that.
Me: I think there are some broken hearts and vandalized buildings in this town that would testify to that already.
Him: Broken hearts for sure. A trail of them.
^NOT KIDDING. MY ACTUAL CONVERSATION WITH A BYU ADMINISTRATOR. hahahahahahahaha
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