OHAAAAAAAI
So I entered a goodie giveaway on my sister Nikki's blog and knew I had very little chance of winning. A crapload of mommy bloggers go to that site every day and I knew tons of people would be entering.
My mom, being the sweet lady that she is, knew the same thing and pitied me. She knows its been a rough few weeks and didn't want to see me cry when I didn't win, so she bought me a caramel apple and shipped it here! Sweet woman!
Turns out though, I TOTALLY WON.
That's right people.
I am RICH with caramel apples. I'm going to get the craziest sugar high of all time and climb a mountain.
You know what this is?
Karma.
Wanna know why?
A drunk guy pushed a friend of mine last night, and then I punched him in the face. And pushed him outside and told him "NEVER COME BACK" with a mean face and pointed finger. THEN EVERYONE APPLAUDED. TRUE STORY. THAT CRAP TOTALLY HAPPENS IN REAL LIFE AND IT HAPPENED TO ME! YOU CAN WIN GIVEAWAYS! YOU CAN BEAT UP MEAN GUYS! DREAMS COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 comments:
This is a silly post. And I'm mad you won. Love you. The end.
You punched a drunk guy? I should've sent you a dozen apples:)
so, i don't know you. i found your blog through a friend of a friend of a friend of someone random... or something. but i thought you should know that your blog inspires me. that's all.
and i have always wanted to punch a mean guy. you're living the dream.
Right on! You deserve them apples :)
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