Anti Social

I think for being a group of story tellers and entertainers, my family is surprisingly anti-social.

I know, for me personally, I hate performing. I've never liked it. Getting dragged on stage to sing has been my least favorite thing.

I also dislike people in general. I complain alot about living in Lehi and just hanging out with two little kids but really I'm glad that's how it is. People are retarded and hurtful.

I've only met a handful of people that are really friends. Friends that I keep in touch with. That make sure I'm ok.

I've met MANY more who I feel like I get close with them, share my life with them, and then they suddenly drop out of my life and I feel empty, like they took something from me.

Facebook is just this huge self-promoting campaign. Blogs are diaries tailored for consumption. Cell phones promote neediness and the internet is the fattest time suck ever invented.

In case you couldn't tell, I am in a great mood today! I WILL FIGHT YOU!

Here are some things you can do to avoid me punching you in the throat:

1)asking for American cheese at Sammy's.

2)talking to me about my personal issues that you heard about from someone else. I'm sorry, I don't remember talking to you about my emotional break up, do you really think that just because you read my blog you are entitled to ask me incredibly personal questions when I bump into you somewhere? No. If I didn't give you details on here, you probably won't get them in person.

3)assuming that just because I'm a nanny I want to hang out with your kids. On vacations, visiting relatives, at church functions, or any other situation where you need someone to watch your kids, pick SOMEONE ELSE. Yeah if I go out and hold your baby then that means I want to play with her (aka Nikki's adorable child! So glad I finally met her!) but don't automatically think that because I am in the child-care industry that I am always up for some diaper changing. Because I'll charge you.

4)pet owners who don't know how to own pets. don't be a jerk and buy a puppy if you don't have puppy experience. people like you raise uncontrollable dogs then put them in the pound. I'm not an animal activist at all, but I HATE hipsters getting dogs for a year then saying they are "out of control" and giving up.

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I REALLY NEED TO DO SOME CARDIO OR SOMETHING BECAUSE BLOGGING JUST ISN'T ISN'T DOING IT FOR ME.