Prescott

Prescott has proven to me that:

Calling a woman a "bobcat with a toothache" is high praise.
If you really care about the environment you won't bathe so much.
Bolo neckties are FREAKING COOL.
Charlie Rich is the perfect background music. For everything. Weddings, elevator music, ring tones, etc.
No one cares about your incredible skills on the piano, unless it's saloon music. But if you play the banjo women will flock.