Remember the disney channel movie post? Yeah, that same kind of conversation happened again. But this time it was about a specific actress, at first her movies and then her personal life. I love how I have friends that spontaneously start things like this. It all started when my email account got hacked....
Me: Wow, I got hacked. What do I do?
Justin:Uh oh. Your effed. Have you ever seen "The Net" starring Sandra Bullock and Dennis Miller? It's going to be like that. Get in touch with Cyberbob ASAP.
Me:I knew I shouldn't have clicked the tiny symbol on my screen! Note to self: don't bang a dude on a boat.
Justin: Also: remember to adopt that poor black kid and teach him to believe in himself and football.
Me:I'll probably just get a job in a tollbooth and convince a man with a brain injury that we are engaged.
Justin:Then after you get married you turn into a frigid racist and get car jacked. I love this game!
Me:I won't care about the car jacking because I'm an environmentalist, and I'll accidentally fall for the fat cat exec that I'm trying to take down when I start working for him.
Justin:And then you'll star in "Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous" and your husband will be a secret nazi and cheat on you with a chick that looks like a white power zombie.
Me:Good news though: the first miss congeniality is still a classic, and I have my adopted child to make me feel better/look like a saint.
Justin:Looks like everything's coming up Bullock.
HA! Love it.
P.s. if you don't get it, these are the references in order:
-The Net
-The Blind Side
-While You Were Sleeping
-Crash
-Two Weeks Notice
-Miss Congeniality 2 + Kat Von D reference
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