Best Conversation ever

This is an amazing conversation I had with my dear friend Sean, who is married to my best friend Kayla. It starts out with him joking that they are pregnant, and you will NOT GET IT if you didn't grow up during the time when Disney was churning out a new TV movie every month. PREPARE TO BE AMAZED:

Brooke Schroeder: You aren't allowed to tease about babies!

Sean Hoffman: Tit for tat. But no, there's zero plans for babies in the immediate future

Brooke Schroeder: Do it! Name it xenon-girl-of-the-21st-century hoffman! Call her Girl for short.

Sean Hoffman: How bout we have twin girls and get them into basketball?

Brooke Schroeder: How about you have a girl and a boy and move into a high tech house that eventually tries to control your lives??

Sean Hoffman: What if we had a son and a daughter, and the son deals with the problem of selling out or being a soul skater

Brooke Schroeder: What if you had a daughter who just missed her mom and liked black magic and suddenly tyra banks showed up

Sean Hoffman: Or we could move from hawaii to the north east, and our son had a tough time fitting in until he realizes that snowboarding and surfing are really similar

Brooke Schroeder: Or you could have two daughters that are really different and they switch bodies and realize that, in the end, they aren't so different afterall.

Sean Hoffman: Or I could have a little black child and then bring a south african white girl into our home in the height of apartheid.

Brooke Schroeder: Or your son could look a lot like louis from even stevens and have special needs and your misunderstood daughter will win the big contest with a touching documentary about your family dynamic

Sean Hoffman: Or we could have a son who has incredible luck, thanks to the leprechaun coin he has, but then he gets his coin stolen and has to learn that he makes his own luck

Brooke Schroeder: Or a son who is the best swimmer in school, but it turns out he has electricity in his fingers and is a mermaid and he chooses to live with his mermaid mom

Sean Hoffman: Or have a daughter who kidnaps a musician and humbles him by showing him what life is like in the suburbs

Brooke Schroeder: Or you have one fifteen yr old daughter then, uh oh, quints!

Sean Hoffman: Or I could have a kid on a ranch in montana who gets to know his rich cousin from la, and after the cousin gets over himself, they eventually become really good friends. then they go on an ocean adventure and get shipwrecked with the captain of the boat and all three of them have to fight and defeat smugglers

Brooke Schroeder: Wait what is that from?

Sean Hoffman: Two movies. The first, I forget the name. The second is called jumping ship. They had the lawrence brothers in them

Brooke Schroeder: Wow ok movie hybrids go against regulations

Sean Hoffman: Please... It's a sequel. Totally counts

Brooke Schroeder: We're gonna have to ask the ref on this one

Brooke Schroeder: Aka kayla

Sean Hoffman: Kayla says it's too much pressure, she wont decide

Brooke Schroeder: Did you read all of them to her

Sean Hoffman: Yup. But if it helps at all, she's my wife, so she'd probably side with me



I LOVE MY FRIENDS