I don't know if Jordan or Craig are even aware that I blog, but I feel like I should have a little online high five for them.
HEY CRAIG
Thanks for letting me use your bike to get to work. Thanks for helping me get new tires that one time. Thanks for buying me dinner. Thanks for not making fun of me too much for the alien encounter I had, even though you think its total bull.
HEY JORDAN
thanks for driving me to the airport. Twice. Thanks for listening to my random thoughts. Thanks for not calling me psycho even when I really deserve it. Thanks for sweeping. Thanks for the Thai food.
here is an online high five for my new boss, who I dislike.
HEY SAM
Thanks for your korean rap music that you play in the back room. Thanks for sometimes shaking things up with a Hillary Duff single. Thanks for patting my head whenever you don't understand something sarcastic I say, it really helps me like you more. Thanks for throwing your hands up and yelling, five or six times a day, for reasons I have yet to discover. Thanks for being in the store 50 hours a week but not being helpful at all.
THE END.
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