I wouldn't like me if I met me

I really think any boy that dates me, and especially any boy that is in a serious relationship with me, deserves a parade. A tiara at least.

To me, it is banal and commonplace to paint your entire face with eyeliner at 2 am, then play with a rolie polie for two hours, then ride your bike around the deserted Provo streets.

To a boyfriend, it is cute and quirky that you have so much energy at this hour....uhh..yeah its kinda cute that you named that bug and hung out with it for so long...it is now officially terrifying that you left your phone at home and I don't know where you are and its late and WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE I AM THE CRAZY ONE FOR BEING MAD?

I forget that people who like you enjoy knowing where you are and if you are alive still, and if they go to your house in the middle of the night and you aren't in bed and you aren't answering your phone they are going to freak out.

I know this now.
I'll probably forget again.