Hey guys. Have you ever perused through your old journals, reading random sentences completely out of context? Well now you have the chance to do that, only with my journal. Here are some precious gems.
"I need a new man in my life. I need to lose one pound. I need tampons. Why am I so needy?"
"It probably shows in my countenance"
"We didn't have any yogurt OR lemonade. He is the stupidest man alive"
"Then Korihor wandered around, begging for food, and suffered death by trampling. Harsh."
"Stop cutting your bangs! That's That!"
"Maybe Crispin Glover should join our band."
"Displacement is alot more fun then public television would have you believe."
"The word structure was decadent."
"then he told me a cute story about his girlfriend. Such is my life."
"That reminds me of the one where you yell at cows, drop to the ground, and they all come stare at you with 'intense bovine curiousity.'"
"Deleting World Of Warcraft: Pros- Computer runs faster, more sleep, more room for music, save $, won't get addicted. Cons- lose connection with mikey, lose entertainment, already paid for a month, lose music time, lose valuable connections"
Hahahah woooow. ok. i'm gonna stop at the world of warcraft one.
2 comments:
I'm glad you called me yesterday. I miss my Louie Goo girl! I love you, mom.
hahaaha. i would love to purchase a copy of your journal someday.
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