Or yellow fever. Possibly Diptheria. Anything you could get in "Oregon Trail" I may or may not have in real life. I lost my oxen trying to ford the river yesterday, too.
I have been sick for over a WEEK now. I called into work once, then I had to suck it up cuz mama needs a new pair of shoes ifyouknowwhatImeanandIthinkyoudooooo (answer: I didn't mean anything, the fever has just gone to my head. QUICK PULL A "LITTLE WOMEN" AND START RUBBING THE HELL OUT OF MY FEET)
Yes. Yes I just compared myself to sickly Claire Danes in the classic film Little Women. Maybe now you understand how bad it is. Kiersten Dunst will find a way to be involved and make it all much worse. She tends to do that (Eternal Sunshine??? WHYYY?)
I think sickness magnifies my referency-ness. And sexyness. GUESS WHICH OF THOSE IS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!! The winner gets an acorn.
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