I have a fantastic pair of sparkle tights that instantly make me more interesting and nicer to strangers. They also seem to seriously bamboozle most people into thinking my legs are covered in glittery, floral tattoos. At first I would laugh my magical-flower-pants laugh and brush it off, but now I am realizing...these people are so dumb.
Just yesterday I was thinking of how cool it would be if we could somehow make holographic tattoos, like those Animorphs trading cards or the Pogs with the beetles on them. But then I, unlike these people flummoxed by my legwear, understood that holographic and glitter technology has not yet made it into the tattoo world.
If it was possible to make glittery tattoos, Lisa Frank would be tapping into a whole new market, and I would be first in line.
Until that beautiful day, I get to wear these bad larrys... and dream.
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