So Sammy's was reviewed by some random reviewer people (I sound reaaaal smart. Extra smart) and overall it was a rave!!!!! Except.....for the comment on the bottom of the page.
Someone complained that the 2 girls working behind the counter were "obnoxious" because they were trying to make the guys sitting next to them eat fryer grease.
HA! I was one of those girls, and that is hilarious, and I will tell you why.
Before the 2 girls who found Kayla and myself "obnoxious" came in, there was a group of 3 or 4 guys in Sammy's for a solid TWO HOURS who were doing nothing but getting soda refills, calling me "baby," and "sugar," and trying to get free food. (edit: it wasn't 2 girls that wrote a negative comment, it was a boy/girl date. My bad, BRIT, get a less gender-neutral name. Thanks)
After the ZILLIONTH time they asked "C'mon you can just give me some fries, right?" and realizing saying "No, and no I'm not single" just didn't work on these don juans, Kayla and I decided to challenge them to the impossible: drinking fryer oil.
"I will buy you a burger if you can drink this WHOLE CUP of fryer oil. Heck, I'll get you 8 burgers."
Needless to say, they couldn't do it. Then, KAYLA DRANK IT. LIKE A CRAZY PERSON. (Which is why I remember the details of this day so clearly. Because Kayla drank fryer oil and how can someone ever forget watching a peppy little blonde girl chug gross fryer crap?)
The boys were deeply shamed, and I felt vindicated, even though I had to remind them FOUR TIMES AFTER THAT that my name was, in fact, Brooke, not "baby." Pet peeve.
So there you go, Sassy reviewer commenter, that's what you walked into. TWO HOURS of us being annoyed by Zoobie Bros who loved shreddin the gnar fasho.
For those of you who have had sammy's before and loved it, click on this link and add your positive review! Thanks!!!
UPDATE: I think this has made it worse! Whoever the person was that commented obviously cares enough to come and look at the review again, and leave ANOTHER comment in response to a positive one.
At first I thought "Crap. People who read my blog are leaving comments and it's just going to cause drama."
Then after a moment I realized: this person is full of it. I'll admit, Kayla and I are not professional when it comes to our sass and what we find funny, especially with people our age; however, there are 3 BLATANT LIES in the 2nd comment that was left.
1)The guac was bad. FALSE. Ask anyone that works there- Kayla makes THE BEST guac and we will always replace old guac with the good fresh stuff.
2)That we gave out our numbers. We both had boyfriends at the time. So.....
3)That the food was late. Again, ask anyone that works there- we are an incredible team and I think we've only missed an order together once. If it happens to be this time with this reviewer, wow. What are the chances.
Just thought I'd defend myself. I like my job at Sammy's and I don't want some random commenter who is bitter enough to check back on things that they comment on in the SAME DAY making feel insecure.
And let me repeat: This was at least 6 months ago. Someone's got a lot of time on their hands.
I'm guessing that date you were on that night didn't go to well there, eh Brit?
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I thought so.
p.s. I feel like this should go without saying, but if you do want to comment on the review please be nice.
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