Friday, August 8, 2008

Jamba Juice: Secrets Revealed

here are some things I've learned since working at Jamba

+ wheat grass and carrot juice lose nutritional value ten minutes after being juiced

+ we can make any color "gummy bear" smoothie you want

+ we also make Pink Starburts and Skittles, and a girl at my store invented the Fruit Roll Up

+ everything really is very clean and very fresh- there is no seedy underbelly here

+ 70% of everything we make has a soymilk base

+ most of the people who work there are overweight. strange.

+ anything that isn't All Fruit or Blended With A Purpose, probably isn't as healthy as you think. (meaning it has some kind of ice cream in it)

+ the computer records how long it takes for us to make your smoothie and hand it to you- our times are sent to every other store. Its very competitive.

+ TOP FIVE MOST POPULAR DRINKS
-orange dream machine
-carribbean passion
-strawberries wild
-razmatazz
-orange refresher

+ MY PERSONAL FAVORITES
-orange/carrot juice
-wheat grass shot
-macha green tea blast (or just macha soy milk shot)
-chunky strawberry
-peanut butter moo'd

5 comments:

MILLER MANIA said...

Yum Yum, I wish I lived near a Jamba Juice and I'd drive over to it right now and get one, you made me crave it suddenly! mmmm...
Interesting facts about the Jamba Life! You ar etoo stinkin cute...where else are you employed at? Love Ya Sweetie, Heather Virgin P.S. Do you ever come to see your grandparents? If so when you do please call me or get ahold of my mom(she's in the phonebook) and let me know, I'd love to see ya and catch up on old times (do you even remember the old times?) LOL, Bye.

brookebaby said...

hahaha the old times are definitely a haze of memories for me. I can't believe you don't live near a Jamba! I also work at Charlotte Russe, which is a trendy girls clothing store. I haven't been out to visit any family in what seems like forever. If you're ever down here for any reason, come say hi!

MILLER MANIA said...

I know, I live in Rigby, so the closest ones to me are Rexburg(15 minutes away, and Idaho Falls(15 minutes away) Ha, ha...sucks. I know I'll bet you don't remember much of the good ol times, you were just a cute lil thing with adorable cheeks(I loved your cheeks:-0) Brooke I am so glad that you are who you are...you are an amazing girl and I absolutely LOVE reading your blog, your personality brings joy and happiness into my lil life, I think you are such a creative individual and I wished you lived closer so I could see you and give you a great big hug! (If I EVER get out of this area and head that way I will DEFINATELY come see you guys....) I love ya and miss ya, love your FAKE cousin Heather Miller (Virgin)

Arica said...

mmmm. love them wheatgrass shots. once upon a time i worked there too and it was a good time except for when i had to wake up to open GAAAH! that probably took 3 years from my life.

brookebaby said...

whaaat i LOVE opening! I'm opening tomorrow! Maybe I'm a freak of nature, but I definitely enjoy the early shifts. Its my favorite. Heather I'd LOVE to see you again soon- I just added you as a relative on facebook, so its official. we're related. facebook makes everything official, right?