Tuesday, November 18, 2008

My Brilliant Idea of How To Be Awful and Get Away With It

Want to do something awful and get away with it? (ie Streaking, Hitting a child in public, pushing over an old lady) Yell one of these phrases during the act, and you'll be in the clear.

"For Science!"

"Fire!"

"Not agaaaain!"

"For Obama!"

Imagine yourself running down the street naked. Can you see how each phrase would totally allow that behavior?

Happy Streaking.

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