Things That Don't Totally Suck Right Now

-nice comments from strangers

-my incredible liquid eyeliner skills (provides hours of entertainment, I swear)

-peanut butter chocolate cupcake shakes from Sammy's

-sandalwood vanilla candles

-my roommates Katie and Kayla. I don't think I've ever had friends like this, ever.

-having a functioning car and a license to drive it

-anything written by Dave Eggers

-Water

-strong fingernails

-Listerine

Wow...this blog has been incredibly upbeat. Better bring it down a notch.

Things that DO totally suck right now:

-not knowing what is going on. ever.

-having dreams that make you cry

-not knowing how to talk to someone you love

-slamming your face into the corner of your desk late and night and waking up with a mouthful of blood (TRUE STORY)

-being really excited for your English class and then realizing the professor is one of those people that makes your face go numb because they are so boring.

-walking all over campus because you can't remember which building is which.

-telling people you missed 2 years of school and then they think you went on a mission and then you have to correct them. So you stop correcting them. And now a bunch of people think you went on a mission. To texas. Weird lie, I know.

-being single, and honestly not believing how something so good could suddenly be awful and just as suddenly...gone.

-Randomly texting your favorite English Professor (BRO Woods...if you read my blog you should remember him as a sassy man who provided many good laughs and sage moments) and finding out that his sister and nephew died in a bizarre boating accident last week. Wow.


Basically, the good stuff isn't that good.

The bad stuff feels like it should be someone else's life.